Make Your Site Pandemic

Which Do You Want to Worry about:
(1) Getting Traffic to Your Site
or
(2) Your Site Being Able to Handle Your Free Traffic
That Comes Again and Again on its Own
So That You Cannot Stop It Even If You Want To?

If you want free, effortless traffic, then you need

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A Beginner's Step-by-Step Guide
How To Create a Viral Report
in Less Than an Hour
and Get Free Traffic for Years".

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Our alternatives… suck!

Why not use something tested and enjoyed by large companies with hit products like Starbucks coffee, Hotmail, iPod and Facebook?

Yes, there are tons of ways to get traffic, and all of them have downsides:

• Pay-per-Click advertising is reliable, but very expensive, not to mention the occasional Google Slaps.

• Search Engine Optimization is free and sweet, but it takes a lot of time and effort, especially, when Google changes the rules… again!

• JVs are sweet, but you have to already be a 900-pound gorilla in Internet marketing to enjoy JVs with other 900-pound gorillas.

• Twitter and social media is cool, but tricky. The last time I checked, the schemes of Twitter accounts, Facebooks, YouTube videos, and blogs, designed to make Twitter followers buy, looked more appropriate for Wile E Coyote cartoons rather than Internet marketing.

• Traffic exchanges and safelists… maybe… if your offers fit that audience and you really know what you are doing. Do you?

• Offline advertising is traditionally even more expensive than Pay-per-Click, and it's not nearly as targeted.

So, that's not what I am talking about. Have you ever heard of viral marketing?

Viral Marketing – Go Pandemic!

It's viral because people pass your marketing message from one to another. It's like a seasonal flu, only instead of a headache and runny nose, people pass information about your product or service to each other.

Viral marketing is not new. Ask any doctor, what's the main source of his patients? Referrals! Referrals from other doctors and patients are a form of viral marketing. iPod, Hotmail, and Facebook are other examples.

Ok, somebody got your product, he is happy about it, he tells a friend. How often does this happen? Not very often, right? You don't want a sneeze here and there, you want it to be a pandemic! But how?

What do viruses do to make people spread them? They make people sneeze! And so should you.

Make it real easy for people to sneeze your marketing message onto each other. Make sneezing interesting, funny, enjoyable... Make it profitable!

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Any downsides?

Sure, you have to have talent and should know your stuff. Alternatively, you should know how to borrow other people's talent and knowledge to reach your goals. Unless your message is valuable in some way, it won't go far. And without talent and knowledge, it's not really valuable. BUT! That's your advantage!

Large companies have no clue how to manage talent. They don't know how to find it. They don't know how to recognize it. They don't know how to keep it. And, most importantly, they don't know how to treat it. If they get a talented guy, they tie him up with yellow tape and regulations, they submerge him into office politics, and they drive him nuts to the point when he looks forward to death as a form of happy retirement.

If you have talent and knowledge, large companies cannot compete with you. And most of the guide is about how you can get other people's talent and knowledge to serve your goals.

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"What if I cannot write?"

You know, you don't have to write! In fact, if you don't write and just follow the "Brain-Dead Simple Viral Reports," you may be much better off that if you do write your viral report yourself, even if you can write well.

If you are just starting and have not yet created an instantly recognizable name in the industry, there is at least one HUGE secret inside that will make your one-hour report much more powerful than any report you can create writing it on your own and spending days and weeks on it.

And that secret is there along with the guidance on how to avoid common mistakes that kill viral report distribution.
It's all inside and included.
Bonus. Free. Freebie. Just read it and use it.

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You think I wouldn't do what I preach? Wrong! Of course, I want you to spread my message around, but it's not about what I want, it's about what YOU want, right?

So, why would you want to spread it? There are two reasons, and one will be available for you instantly, once you get the guide.

You are in Internet marketing. No matter what you sell, you probably have some personal blog about your Internet marketing career. You want people to come to that blog, you want them to subscribe to your newsletter, but how do you entice them to do so? By offering something of value. Yes, you can give this report away. As a bonus for opt-ins to your list, as a bonus for buying your products (if they are relevant)… Just remember, you can give it away, but you cannot change it.

Actually, that's not completely true either. If you buy SneezeMachine, you get a copy with rebrandable links, so you will be able to change all affiliate links to bring you the commission. That's the second reason you may want to spread this report, if you have any web properties related to Internet marketing. Anyway, read the guide, I explain it there too.

Ok, have I mentioned, it's FREE?

Does this look like a long sales letter? Yes, I got carried away. It's just that I believe it will be of so much value to you that I cannot stop. But don't take my word for it, get the guide and see for yourself.

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